Edventures in Normalcy

Because this needs to be said, FrontPage called, said it’s okay to let go.

Yeah, I-I remember when I summoned a Hog Demon to curse my sister with Pig Mouth and had to deal with having a cursed sister. It… was… awful!  The whole ordeal turned me into a hobo.  Nyaaaaaa-ABOOM.  Word of advice.

While on my recent vacation on a Cruise, there was a dance party, and at one point most people had sat down.  A man went up, used the microphone and stated “The more you sweat, the cooler you are.” in an attempt to get people back on the floor.  I look over at my cousin and then yell “I’m awesome!”.

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Here are pictured of my X the Eliminator costume. I wore this to work. Hopefully I will be winning the contest as only 12 others came in costume. This character is seen on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, which aired on Adult Swim.

Today on the way to work, I am coming up to a bridge. In the distance towards the base of the bridge I see 2 cars. I then look to the right shoulder and see what looks like an unmarked cop car behind a tree and bushes. I keep looking at it and see that it is a cop car. I then looked forward to realize the cars I thought I saw ahead of me were 2 motorcycles, one in each lane, perpendicular to the way i was driving, with 2 cops in front. I slam on my brakes, coming to a stop less than 20 feet from the cycles, not to mention the cops in front of them. I saw them jump. They were not happy and yelled at me to pay attention. Also something about them taking me in. They said the bridge is closed and to use SR 1 Bridge. I turned around and got on Rt 1. With my hands shaking I call work to tell them I will be late. Not fun, not fun at all.

Oh and by the way, there were no lights to indicate the road closed.  Just to motorcycles with 2 cops in front of them.

Saw this on a blog and found it topical:

“This clever ad is for an adult sex toy shop in the UK. Is that your mustache or are you just glad to see me?”

Miva Merchant has just released their upgrade to 5.5. I like it. It has great features. You will like it too. Rock on Miva Merchant, Rock on.