Edventures in Normalcy

And I laughed and laughed. Brought on by us seeing this cute girl working at a Happy Harry’s:

Yeah, I-I remember when I summoned a Hog Demon to curse my sister with Pig Mouth and had to deal with having a cursed sister. It… was… awful!  The whole ordeal turned me into a hobo.  Nyaaaaaa-ABOOM.  Word of advice.

“I’m poking this dead rat hooker, I think it may be Paris Hilton, haven’t decided yet.”  FYI, poking with a stick.  Found in conversation with my cousin Erik.

Another urban myth dispelled, ninjas don’t bounce.

Fisticuffs club. Think about it.

Its pre owned, not used.

I should be able to get a Lapras that knows Dive, damn Pokemon.

Ketchup should never be fancy.